British, Pansensual, almighty being... I present to you... GOLD!
guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?
y’all talk bad about adults that drink milk saying theyre weird and shit but let’s see who’s weird when we’re fighting in skeleton hell and I got them rock hard bones of steel get out of here with your osteoporosis ass
You’ll also have, just, all of the diarrhea, but who’s listening to science?
i hate to break it to u but i think u might be lactose intolerant