the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

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fuzzwizard:

deathpup:

NOt a big fan of the internet :/ any alternatives?

i’ m an advocate for screaming at the night sky

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*touches wet food while doing dishes* *goes to therapy for six months*

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chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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saltyvessels:

thathickstergirl:

magicalbeautifulkibi:

ive-been-tired:

kuneria:

Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people. 

That at is why he always talked in such a calm voice.

Bob Ross is probably my favorite human being on television

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imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

(via yournextlaughgasm)


I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

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daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."

"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."

Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

(via adventuretimewithdeanandcas)


hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

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hotdad-erwinsmith:

fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…

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avengingpeople-huntingthings:

holyfrackles:

don’t make me say it guys

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don’t make me say it

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bokunonico:

malaclasecl:

Arte sobre arte….

THE FINGER ONE THOUGH

Leah leah leah leah! Third from the bottom. Isn’t that the Holland place we stayed at?

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